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/u/thumpetto007 i already say "i love you" to myself , but ill add the
response next time :) how cute |
/u/TheDarkWolfGirl That actually felt really good to do. |
/u/TheDarkWolfGirl Don't kick the baby! π¨π¦ |
/u/Budsygus Little kids are just so darn precious.
Not the same at all, but around this same age my
daughter wanted to race me up the stairs but she wanted
to do the countdown. So she yells at the top of her
lungs "THREE TWO ONE ZERO NOTHING BLASTOFF!" and takes
off like a bat out of hell.
I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. She won the
race. |
/u/AdmirableFace2815 My kid said, "Dad! Your penis is enormous!" π
He must have been 3. I'm going to use that in "Three
truths and a lie" someday.π€£ |
/u/itsyourlife007 This is darling. I hope she keeps that forever. I saw a
video with a little girl explaining how she hugs herself
when she feels sad. |
/u/blastbomberboy An adorable little schizophrenic π₯° |
/u/Mundane_Read_2960 When you consider how our brains are two separate
entities, and toddlers are still sorting that shit out,
that makes this way more adorable. |
/u/thissexypoptart Brains are not two separate entities. The fact that they
have hemispheres and people can live
brain-function-reduced lives when the corpus callosum is
severed doesn't mean the brain is two separate things. |
/u/Szwejkowski It is weird that they can have different favourite
colours and stuff though.
Kind of explains why we can often hold two completely
opposing ideas and give weight to them both at the same
time. |
/u/OrderOfThePenis The fact that both sides of your body can act
independently when it is severed would suggest otherwise |
/u/AspieAsshole Yeah, I consider my brain and my body to be separate
entities, but not my brain and itself lol |
/u/thissexypoptart Right. Some people get this idea from pop psychology and
historical myths-seriously, like there's one alleging
people 5000 years ago didn't have as much communication
between hemispheres and mistook their own thoughts for
gods-that the brain is two entities tenuously merged
together by the part in the middle I mentioned in my
last comment. It's strange. |
/u/Mundane_Read_2960 tbf when you consider that nutrition directly helps
support the bonds within the corpus callum, this theory
makes more sense. |
/u/Async0x0 When you consider how our brains are two separate
entities
Do you wanna elaborate on that or are you just going to
leave us hanging |
/u/Tae-So_ I laughed a lot with that π€£π€£π€£ |
/u/EmploymentAbject4019 People talk to themselves?? Not just schizophrenics? |
/u/FunPuz Ahhh this is too cute. Long may it last. |
/u/Merijeek2 Oh, sure, it's cute now, but when it's Barry talking to
Other Barry suddenly it's creepy. |
/u/KillDonger Tried to tell myself I love you and started crying. Ok |
/u/Stardustquarks Surprise twist - he was talking to a ghost... |
/u/mythisme "I see dead people..." lol ππ |
/u/Objective-Tea-3070 i'd never be comfortable putting something that private
and intimate about my child on the internet |
/u/Tangled2 I mean, 98% chance she just made that up anyway. |
/u/itsallmeaninglessto Because you are normal. And don't make up lies for likes
on the internet |
/u/golchezgio Oh lord. I thought I was the egoist crazy telling that
tells that to him every now and then |
/u/These-Brilliant7521 that's honestly so sweet, it's wild how kids can teach
us about self-love like that. definitely a reminder to
love ourselves more! |
/u/Live-Habit-6115 Should be "goodnight, me" not "goodnight, myself"
Smh Jenny better start teaching that three year old
some grammar! |
/u/Busy_Bite_9425 That girl has more selflove at such a young age then
most grown adults. Hope she stays that way. β€οΈ |
/u/Odbody_AS2 Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that |
/u/Baikken Kids say shit like this all the time tbh |
/u/th3rdnutt https://www.reddit.com/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb/comments/
102ej3y/old_one_but_good_one/ |
/u/piperonyl I don't believe anything i read on the internet at all |
/u/Grenflik Man, I need that kind of energy right now. Lost my job
of 15 years at the end of February and it's tough out
there, hard not being ashamed and hating myself. |
/u/Individual-Plane-760 Time to call the Warrens |
/u/Austral_Owl Nothing tops the time my niece (3 or 4 years old) asked
my sister-in-law who the woman in Grandpa's room was.
Grandpa overheard her and said that she had probably
seen his mother (my niece's great-grandmother). He added
that she comes to visit him from time to time.
The woman they were talking about had been dead for
over 25 years. My niece and her Grandpa talked about it
as if it were the most normal thing in the world... my
sister-in-law just wanted to get out of the house.
Apparently, she had no desire to see her grandmother
again. |
/u/charlie_chopper Rebecca Hazelton with a new twitter account? |
/u/richieTz She sees dead people? |
/u/Puzzled-Mushroom8050 When my son was little, I went in to his room to kiss
him good night and he said, "Mom, I was laying here
listening to myself LIVE!" It was precious. |
/u/Loose-Ad-6420 Don't tell us tell your child! |
/u/NeedlePhobic95 I'm 27 years older and I'll be doing this. Thank you. |
/u/Flappadillio Assuming Jenny wouldn't say it to her... |
/u/helpmyahh I LOVE THIS π₯Ήπ₯Ή wish I could repost. so sweet.
she's raised well ππ» |
/u/Silenceisgrey The risperidone might, though. |
/u/Dano-Matic Maybe your house is haunted? |
/u/ANakedCowboy This is cute until she responds "I love you more," to
which she replies, "No, I love you more." And she stays
up all night trying to get the last I love you in. Kids
can't beat themselves at that game, you always need an
older person in there to stop trying to win, a kid won't
quit. The Many-Faced God may step in if it gets too
serious. |
/u/FirmAmbition Every night I have my two sons I ask each of them "who
loves you more than your dad?" The "correct" answer is
nobody, but often times they will say mom, or my new
wife's name, or a cousin or friend. I always encourage
them because I want them to feel loved and supported. My
oldest son has been replying with myself. It's a level
of self love I have never been able to have for myself
and I love that he loves himself. It's always reassuring
when he's confident like this. |
/u/latemodelusedcar That child didn't say that |
/u/Then_Newspaper_9166 The next day "They stole it from us, sneaky little
parentses" |
/u/Right_Jacket128 My little 16 month old girl has started giving kisses to
things she likes, and recently when she sees a picture
of herself she'll give herself a big kiss. It makes me
so happy to see her love herself, and I'll move
mountains to make sure she doesn't lose that. |
/u/MrBogard My inner monologue is problematic because most my
thoughts end with, "No, you hang up." |
/u/egordon326 Sounds like they are practicing these scripts that we
say. |
/u/yumi365 Now that os precious π π. |
/u/Emotional-Display-17 Bruh... Am I the only one who found this hella creepy!?
π |
/u/whippinwork Shit that never happened for 500, Bob! |
/u/pipmentor I'll take, "Things that Never Happened for a Thousand,"
Alex. |
/u/Prof-Ponderosa Plot twist she has early-onset schizophrenia |
/u/harleenquinnsel I needed to read this today βΊοΈ |
/u/Enough-Bunch505 I have to tell my inner child to stop crying. It keeps
complaining about all the injustice we have experienced,
the cancer caused by a chemical company too big to sue,
the pain we are in from the treatments and having all my
joints replaced, all the bullying we experienced growing
up, and the memory of caring for multiple family members
as they died (dad's als, aunts stavation and suicide,
grandmothers dimentia, and now mom's dimentia). Come to
think of it, it was much more active before my sepsis
(from one of those joint replacements), followed by
multiple days where my pain was unmanaged, followed by
doctors trying to fix the night staffs fuck ups of not
prescribing me anything for my post surgery pain, and
then subsequent stay at a nursing home/rehab I thought I
was going to die in (food that tasted like cigarette
ashes, rooms that were so cold I needed to wear a winter
jacket and multiple blankets even though I said I was
too cold, recieving double doses of the same kind of
medication multiple days in a row). Tbf I left that
nursing home with panic attacks and found out there was
no hope for me to sue for what I experiance (im poor),
so now there is just the occasional gutteral scream and
random bouts of crying as I accept that there is no
justice in this world for poor people like myself as I
wait for death so I can finally receive the promises
jesus had for poor people like myself. Until then I just
kind of bare with the occasional outburst and wait for
the hope for justice in this life to fade from my inner
child finally. |
/u/Remarkable_Price8473 I'm sorry about that my love |
/u/Wafflelisk What a giga Chadette |
/u/SubArcticTundra Nah its still easy at 3. The things that take it from
you come further down the road |