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MY BROTHERS. I LONGER FEAR THE WIND
by /u/SmellyTurdBag | 99 comments | 2026-06-12T22:14:24+00:00 Central
Post
Fig. 1: My hair how I normally style it
Fig. 2: My hair's natural position
Fig. 3: My real hairline
Been thinking about this move for a while. It was
getting very hard to be "happy" with how my hair
looked and the slightest breeze/hard work/sweat
would send it all out of place, which led to wearing
lots of hats when outdoors. Much happier and much
more aerodynamic!
Also open for maintenance/aftercare tips.
Comments
| /u/gobblewonkergrump https://giphy.com/gifs/bzn3aznEbnh28 |
| /u/TIRedemptionIT I use this shit all the time. It's so good lol |
| /u/Drinkpool Amazing man, he played Darkseid in some DC movies... I miss him and Kevin Conroy |
| /u/Nir117vash https://giphy.com/gifs/4aTvdtQYr8kOA |
| /u/Col_fuzzybottoms https://preview.redd.it/gbd0zxbgfx6h1.jpeg?width=862&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bd8e84144d541ad747785c3a4cbbd3fb3 a14de |
| /u/Big_Locksmith_4211 WHAT DID GATSBY DO FOR THIS |
| /u/Zanny1540 Audibly cackled at this on the shitter. |
| /u/Feisty_War_1003 it was veeery A Flock of Seagulls . . . https://preview.redd.it/2oj1qk2vhx6h1.jpeg?width=952&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e91a8f94c207c8864d5d8a4b4f06c0307 df6855 Congrats on taking the plunge. Massive upgrade, bald really suits you, bro 👍 |
| /u/SmellyTurdBag Holy Fuck are you kidding 😂😂😂 I have had TWO strangers come up to me in the past year telling me - unprompted - I look like this guy. This took me out ☠️😂 |
| /u/DeadMoonKing https://giphy.com/gifs/jiWEYptejBjYA |
| /u/SemenileElder https://preview.redd.it/ky2hi7skt07h1.jpeg?width=712&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1dd17accebc219ac239e5d47b1268b817 5d925 |
| /u/multiarmform came here just for this (the score brothers were going bald in the 80s) Processing img 10gvj11c2z6h1... |
| /u/0215rw Op: You did NOT seriously style your hair like that?! |
| /u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes Omg I'm dead 😭😂. OP you look amazing bald! |
| /u/Putrid-Presentation9 https://giphy.com/gifs/8izoYfztxj9Ac |
| /u/FayeChan350259 Oh Blanche, I feel you too girl. |
| /u/transat_prof that's what I came here to do |
| /u/GoDawgs_1425 https://giphy.com/gifs/11FoMMGGfJGE12 |
| /u/richieTz https://giphy.com/gifs/ApdE3t6VqYQz8yAIOa |
| /u/RedEyedTillIDie3 https://preview.redd.it/w1lmm0gahx6h1.jpeg?width=1179&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb180b8ca07895fc862f8295bc88abf82 b9fa2f |
| /u/justbarelycognisant Don't forget to fear the sun now instead |
| /u/Tamarack830 Council Approved! https://giphy.com/gifs/3kuSo744UIPJjcJUEn |
| /u/Bellabbey1236 I'm glad you feel better because you look better, too! Good call! 🤩 |
| /u/Montgraves https://preview.redd.it/sh7bwmro6z6h1.jpeg?width=960&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1404b3c66002eeb69f332156bc2f054a699 74399 I'm sorry but this is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen. Glad you took the plunge! You look fantastic! |
| /u/ConstructionOdd5269 OP is the bravest person I know |
| /u/TodayIthrowAway2 U look goodt! 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾👏🏽👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 https://giphy.com/gifs/7ngXIrCpkb50A |
| /u/Popeholden Dang I'm glad that combover is gone |
| /u/blaykerz Ngl the first pic gaslit me |
| /u/Educational-Wing2042 Comments like this make me feel better about my flaws, people are a lot less perceptive than we give them credit |
| /u/Agitated_Strain_6260 https://giphy.com/gifs/3ornjQYBRGv8E2Zqso |
| /u/Ok_Anteater_3302 https://giphy.com/gifs/oqwsns7qHCEi4 |
| /u/Motor_Telephone8595 https://giphy.com/gifs/yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ |
| /u/Yokozuna_Chuzzy Now you'll embrace the wind, welcome it even, enjoy it cooling the dome on a warm summer day! |
| /u/Recent_Following_822 https://giphy.com/gifs/fdyZ3qI0GVZC0 Welcome to the Brotherhood |
| /u/Fuzzy_Reindeer_2770 https://giphy.com/gifs/b2unu6srlktKo |
| /u/Punkinsmom You look very handsome! You have lovely eyes. |
| /u/KnopeLeslieKnope You look so much happier! https://giphy.com/gifs/7W1rgKAxlDe3m |
| /u/mightybadtaste https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq |
| /u/sentient_coprolite Eyes be smiling now boy |
| /u/helge-a He has such kind eyes! |
| /u/CNote_89 That was a bold combover. Glad it's gone. https://giphy.com/gifs/3uBMPwDSVpR1C |
| /u/Blazephamy https://giphy.com/gifs/fUQ4rhUZJYiQsas6WD |
| /u/CorgiNotIncluded I'm sorry, I'm in a really weird headspace right now but I hope you find this funny. https://preview.redd.it/fia78tf1by6h1.png?width=320&for mat=png&auto=webp&s=bebaed5d6311cbf8b63aa4a636362c2a7adc c075 |
| /u/aboveyouisinfinity I'm the right amount of high for this one 👍🏻 |
| /u/HH656 https://giphy.com/gifs/HFbtg3SmlDx8f9g4dJ |
| /u/TifCreatesAgain https://giphy.com/gifs/PHiBDPfXs7EBjmxE3B |
| /u/post_vernacular And are more aerodynamic even |
| /u/EliminationCreation My man!! looking good |
| /u/CapitalLower4171 https://giphy.com/gifs/PGUoOYfBiQngA |
| /u/AcousticKitty2 Now the wind fears you. |
| /u/Unassuming_Moniker https://giphy.com/gifs/4NgH0qihKwNsWcz6Ku |
| /u/dreadlockrastaaa https://preview.redd.it/5w05zrg9oy6h1.jpeg?width=1254&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87143cd7ada5d655046c3d42edd809a746 5a5582 |
| /u/Comfortable-Duty7143 Your new look absolutely stunning! |
| /u/girlsluvgirlsandboys You look amazing bald! 🥰 |
| /u/Middle-Ad3778 That was actually a dope ass way to style it before going bald. Still look hard af bald though |
| /u/SweaterSteve1966 You look fantastic! https://giphy.com/gifs/ApdE3t6VqYQz8yAIOa |
| /u/kdog350 Always make sure to use sunscreen and moisturizer! |
| /u/Aztek-Lovett went from joe burrow to stone cold steve austin |
| /u/Spirited_Touch7447 You can laugh in the face of the wind! You look so handsome! |
| /u/BaronMontague https://giphy.com/gifs/HHzBaXsra2MHciRNQr |
| /u/icbint The styled version was crazy. Good move big dog |
| /u/cjdrum95 God damn looking great dude! |
| /u/Due_Series2648 Now you shall fear the sun! |
| /u/mission-vitality https://preview.redd.it/8zm3tt5s1c7h1.png?width=682&form at=png&auto=webp&s=07923906b5fb902165e6d05f45c9ceeeb5df6 fec |
| /u/mission-vitality https://preview.redd.it/mga170xs1c7h1.png?width=678&form at=png&auto=webp&s=bedc6372abd5efdd0e9328ff31b6c8af7ada7 9d3 |
| /u/TwistedCurrent https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM |
| /u/RunawayTruckTramp https://giphy.com/gifs/J336VCs1JC42zGRhjH |
| /u/Dorisimoooo That second picture... it was time a long time ago dude! You look awesome now! Your face says it all even your eyes look happier! |
| /u/Zealousideal-Gas-281 You look great! Lmao at the no longer fearing the wind! Lol |
| /u/thuper But he DOES longer fear the wind. It says it right in the title. |
| /u/SmellyTurdBag Remind me to double check titles before posting, especially ones that you can't edit after lol |
| /u/Impossible-Cod-4467 https://i.redd.it/1jls1iz5jx6h1.gif |
| /u/marlada You look great, happy man! |
| /u/apollemis1014 That second pic, tho. 🤣 |
| /u/Fresh_Plane_1234 You literally look younger and less stressed |
| /u/lightsoff_butimup I had to go back to the first Ppc to better understand the second 😂😂 like a reverse widows peak |
| /u/Pharmdpositivek https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO |
| /u/meldiane81 I literally just said "FUCKING HELL" out loud |
| /u/jdanielmorales https://giphy.com/gifs/jWBp7YD49qrnb4j8KL |
| /u/Mikedzines the inward sweep was genius though - respect for that. |
| /u/Gorstag Make sure to click on the sidebar "How to care for a bald scalp". Things you never had to think about will exist now. If you live in an area that is a mix of clouds/sun you will be reminded the evening of the first sunny day for the year that you are outside BBQ all day with friends. |
| /u/Mathewthegreat You're aerodynamic as fuck now bro |
| /u/jibonto_laas You have mastered the way of the wind. No longer you shall fear it. It will always fill your sails ... Pushing you ever forward towards greatness. |
| /u/Captain-Shivers That's right! Pee into the wind!... Oh wait... |
| /u/Bubbly_Appeal5426 Omg! look at that gorgeous face! So glad you stopped hiding under that hair! Congrats! Enjoy! |
| /u/ChannelUnfair6510 https://preview.redd.it/czngo8or7y6h1.jpeg?width=1080&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b82a7180ec96d9895aa452505ed03f4fe a8db15 |
| /u/Big_Tradition831 The wind cowers in your glory! |
| /u/Desperate_Set_7708 A million times better! |
| /u/-Thick_Solid_Tight- Fear the sun though. Make sure to apply to your dome if out in the sun without a hat. |
| /u/EatablePainter5 The wind fears you now my brother! Congrats you look great |
| /u/orphen888 https://giphy.com/gifs/iiFtxcwuwiAYU |
| /u/CapnRedB Rip your inbox, brother. |
| /u/cuberhino you look good bald brother |
| /u/whoscatisthat They really should just rename this subreddit, just fuckin shave it off. I dont think I have seen a single person on here who didnt look 100% better with a shaved head |
| /u/JBRifles You could host a talk show where they eat wings |
| /u/ThePoutineAddict I laughed out loud at the title of this post. Congrats you look great!!! |
| /u/Reasonable_Cover_593 Looking good dude, let that beard go wild and you got the Viking look down |
| /u/SrSwerve- Bro looks like the guy that is a mechanic ,doctor, sales rep, pizza delivery guy |
| /u/snottybrood Lol staring us down like we took you hair. Fabulous. Happy for your glow up |